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1 ........................zaczyna kropić??..............................
2 ..::Masz Poślizg W Myśleniu Jakby Cie Starzy Na Mydle Robili:::.. :D
3 ::.. He...He...GuMeCzKa..? ::...
4 "No siema! Jestem niedostepny. Zostaw wiadomość po sygnale: piiip"
5 vudka usypia sen wzmacnia Wniosek??vudka WZMACNIA
6 ...::: Trzymajmy sie razem, jak kuchenka z gazem :P:::...
7 Musze Wam coś wyznac!Jestem w ciąz...arówce!Pomóżcie mi sie wydostać!
8 =] Idz i sprAwdz Czy nIe ma Cie gDzie iNdzieJ [=
9 słonce świeci ptaszek śpiewa a mnie w szkole pot zalewa:)
10 Więcej wysiłku kosztuje udawać, że się wie, niż się dowiedzieć!
11 Przed rozmowa ze mna skonsultuj sie z lekarzem lub farmaceuta ... :)
12 ...:MorDa w KuBeł i nIe buLgoCz:...
13 UwOlNiĆ rYbY z PuSzEk!!!=)))
14 Jezus przyjdzie w glanach...
15 JA MAM 20 LAT TY MASZ 20 LAT PRZED NAMI 7 KLASA
16 Ja mam 20 lat, ty masz 20 lat, a ona dożywocie...
17 jak ci walą nogi.......wrzuc tic taca do skarpetek !!!!
18 StArZy sˇ jAk NiEtPeRzE nIeDoWiDzˇ,nIeDoSłYsHą A wSySkIeGo SiE CePiAjˇ
19 szyja to jest kawał kija do podpierania ryja
20 TELEKOMUNIKACJA NIE BURDEL.., NIE KAŻDY KLIENT MUSI BYĆ ZADOWOLONY"
21 KoChAm DeSzCz Bo TyLkO On Na MnIe LeCi
22 TaK tAk A śWiNiE lAtAjˇ :):):):)
23 a ja mam piasek w gaciach...:)
24 Smutno Ci??:( a moze... wpierdol??!!!!
25 ByŁa ByM sTaRsZa GdYbY mÓj TaTa NiE bYł TaKi NiEśMiAłY
26 )**_KoMu_W_DroGe_TeMu_KanApKi_TżA_ZroBiĆ_**(
27 W krajinie Muminków Teletubisie ze Smerfami Miziają sie Brzuszkami!!!!
28 .../mam cię dosyć\.../szczerze dosyć\...
29 Facet jest jak auto- chwila nieuwagi i juz pod nim leżysz
30 ...jest mi smutno jest mi zle mam cie w dupie domysl sie...
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